Spongebob Squarepants Proportions Are A-Ok With Me

 There's nothing here to muse about here other than the topic of boxy outfits. The super flowy and tenty kind on the top half of your body, where your stomach partially your hips are completely shrouded in a top that any coworker could cheerfully say, "You can be 8-month's pregnant int that outfit!" (True story, real "compliment"). Misguided compliments aside, I'm a big fan of Spongebob Squarepants proportions because I feel like it's selective sexiness, or picking your battles: I choose to show off my legs (which I hardly ever do), and therefore choose to hide everything else behind a cloud of cloth mystery. 

COS skirt and top
MADEWELL quilted jacket
ZARA flats


  1. Any tips of how to care for the MG bag? I had mine sprayed (waterproofed) last week and I'm taking it out for the first time tomorrow. Very excited. Thanks in advance!

    1. Hi! I have never put any waterproofing on my bag. The bag ages REALLY well. Don't be super precious with the leather. The scratches and wear will disappear over time as the bag gets a shiny patina. The leather will also get a little softer, but still maintain its shape.

      The only thing I do now is rub it with leather lotion, to moisturize it.

      It's a very low maintenance bag and I've used them to death, commuting, airplanes, concerts, baseball games, happy hours, etc. They can take quite the beating and still look fabulous.

      :) Hope that helps!

    2. Would you mind giving me the name of the leather lotion you use? Or a link to it so I can purchase it. I'd greatly appreciate it! Thank you for replying!

    3. It's called Kiwi Leather Lotion. You can get it at Target. Just make sure you test a tiny spot before going to town on the bag.


  2. Great share! Even I have some awesome collection of Charles & Keith Bags online at #Majorbrands.